I work real hard at not having a real job. I had a real job once. Hated it.

I do a little of this and a little of that but since I am not a greedy person, I don't need to do too much of either to keep the wolves at bay.

But mostly I am a master sand sculptor and that is how I identify myself. I do not claim to be the best sand sculptor in the world. Not even close. But I am good enough at it that I have been invited to show off at some pretty cool places. I am a lucky SoB.

I'm not all totally humble pie, however. I am a damn fine sand sculptor teacher. I reckon I have taught more people how to have more fun on the beach by building better sandcastles than pretty much anyone else in the world. Everyone needs to be good at something, and that is what I am good at.

I give lessons. I wrote a few books - this one is the best yet. And I might have a few more in me.

A couple years back, I got to hang out in the Bahamas with Regis & Kelly - they needed a sand sculptor.

Perhaps you need a sand sculptor too? Or perhaps you want to learn how to build better sandcastles? Or how to get invited to the serious contests? Maybe that is how you ended up on this page. Regardless of whether or not you are going to offer me money for one thing or another, I hope you will enjoy noodling around my site.

Cause I made it just for you. Really.